I'll Just be Swinging Bi

pinkqueerpunk: never forget that the deadpool movie had a female character with super strength and...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:34:23 -0400

never forget that the deadpool movie had a female character with super strength and they actually cast a buff woman to play her

her name is gina carano and she’s a professional mma fighter……dont ever forget how much right deadpool did by its female characters

heaven-nor-hell: shoobrit: When ya girl bisexual Alright this...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:34:17 -0400

heaven-nor-hell:

shoobrit:

When ya girl bisexual

Alright this is my definite favorite version of this, ever.

keena-kapu: arobotunicorn: keena-kapu: There’s a heatwave in the UK again and just a healthy...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:34:11 -0400

keena-kapu:

arobotunicorn:

keena-kapu:

There’s a heatwave in the UK again and just a healthy reminder that comments like “lol thats not hot” or laughing at people suffering in the heat is not cool or funny. Just because it’s not hot for you doesn’t mean it’s hot for us. The mortality rate rises dramatically whenever we have a heatwave. We’re an island that’s on average between 3C (37.4F) in the Winter and 24C (75.2F) in the Summer. We don’t build our roads or buildings to deal with this kind of heat so when it gets unusually hot there is no where for us to go. There are very few buildings with air con other than huge office blocks and some largescale restaurants.

We’re expecting temperatures of 30C+ (86F+) within the span of a week, so anyone in the UK make sure to drink plenty of water and take regular breaks if you need to. A cold shower in the morning and at night will also help you hydrate!

Brazilian here (and if you think we have air con everywhere you’re wrong), so here are some tips straight from hell:

- Ice is your new best friend

- Whenever you’re home, if you can, keep as many windows/doors open as possible. That will allow for airflow, which will cool down the house a little.

- One thing I do for work, since I have a stricter dress code when it comes to wearing skirts (downsides of the hospital life), is to go to work in a skirt/in shorts and change into pants when I get somewhere nearby where I can use a restroom.

- Alternatively, forget jeans, and wear ~dressier~ pants. The much thinner fabric will save your life.

- Drink lots of water, iced tea, ice-cold Coke. I advise against beer, because alcohol can make you feel hot, but you do you.

- Lemon popsicles > any other flavour popsicles. For some reason, they feel much more refreshing than any alternative.

- Avoid carrying stuff like the plague. Sounds obvious, doesn’t it? But you’ll inevitably find yourself facing 40-degree weather while you carry the biggest bag even invented by humanity AND about 10 other items. The one touching your skin being made of plastic.

- And don’t forget the sunscreen. I know, it feels awful (to me, every sunscreen ever makes me feel like I’m clogging my pores), but melanoma isn’t sexy.

And may the odds be ever in your favour.

You are a lifesaver my friend.

gayrisa: goofybandana: ladygt: WidowMaker Headshot...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:54:09 -0400

gayrisa:

goofybandana:

ladygt:

WidowMaker Headshot Compilation

FUCK

IT GOES WITH THE BEAT I CANT

lokisnotdeadbitches:“The perfect video doesn’t exi-” Credits to...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:52:03 -0400

lokisnotdeadbitches:

“The perfect video doesn’t exi-”
Credits to Voordeel on YouTube for creating this amazing and perfectly timed video you can follow @voordeel-ts the original creator of this video and check out their other awesome videos as well

estopalwasap:

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:42:58 -0400

estopalwasap:

ninjasoftogether-together: chloe-fuckin-price:Rwby x Life is...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:36:11 -0400

ninjasoftogether-together:

chloe-fuckin-price:
Rwby x Life is Strange Crossover
This is Chloe Price-less

Tetsuya Nomura Finally Explains His Obsession With Zippers and Belts - Niche Gamer

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:39:57 -0400

Tetsuya Nomura Finally Explains His Obsession With Zippers and Belts - Niche Gamer:

tenkenryu:

“At that time, people teased me about zippers and belts and whatnot and I’m the type of person if somebody eggs me on I’m gonna do it more!”

So we finally have an explanation for this nonsense:

And that explanation? One word:

irritatedkiwi: mad-hare: kylemeister1: pragmaculture: Ladies...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:36:51 -0400

irritatedkiwi:

mad-hare:

kylemeister1:

pragmaculture:

Ladies and gentlemen, our national bird!

it is currently ｒｅａｌｋｉｗｉｈｏｕｒｓ

animals that evolved with no natural predators are amazing

go fuckin wild little man

epicurean-existence: radiofreemagica: My girlfriend pointed out to me that Doomguy is canonically...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:28:30 -0400

epicurean-existence:

radiofreemagica:

My girlfriend pointed out to me that Doomguy is canonically celibate (as stated by John Carmack), and a devout Catholic (as stated in the Doom novels).

Now this isn’t news, it’s info that’s been available for at least a decade. But she’s also pointed out what this _means_:

Doomguy is qualified to be Pope.

He’s also perfomed a fucking RECORD number of exorcisms

angstriddentrashhuman: ohkhaleesimykhaleesi: pikeisaman: This...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:26:16 -0400

angstriddentrashhuman:

ohkhaleesimykhaleesi:

pikeisaman:

This was top tier comedy in middle school let me tell you

what are you talking about this is still top tier comedy

The only truly funny movie.

kaylapocalypse: catchymemes: Conditional Immortality of...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:25:16 -0400

kaylapocalypse:

catchymemes:

Conditional Immortality of Lobsters

we should cut the lobsters out of their shells for them and let them grow to monstrous sizes

Changed my Facebook pic to the bi flag and my dad asks me of its a same sex love kinda thing. I send...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 15:09:01 -0400

Changed my Facebook pic to the bi flag and my dad asks me of its a same sex love kinda thing. I send him the Wikipedia to bisexuality and he’s like your bi? To which I say I am yes. He then goes to tell me that if I’m with a man he will not accept it but I’m his son so he will love me anyway. I’m sitting here trying to process that me being bi is something to love me through like a problem.

greelin: this was an attack on me, as a bisexual. i was targeted

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 11:27:24 -0400

greelin:

this was an attack on me, as a bisexual. i was targeted

flowersdoodles: She’s wearing her favourite superhero’s...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 03:58:03 -0400

flowersdoodles:

She’s wearing her favourite superhero’s shirt!
Max

feynites: gfdisterek: gfdisterek: autistic-answers: were-all-queer-here: felixves: I do this...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 03:56:59 -0400

feynites:

gfdisterek:

gfdisterek:

autistic-answers:

were-all-queer-here:

felixves:

I do this thing where if i have to go to a family event where I will be expected to be a girl I pretend I am a SPY and I am IN DISGUISE AS A TEEN GIRL and my mission is to EXTRACT INFORMATION FROM MY GRANDPARENTS without giving away my real identity. works every time.

your dress and makeup is now a DISGUISE

your ‘birth name’ is now an ALIAS

getting told by your parents to be nice and not yell at anyone being racist is MISSION BRIEFING

your entire extended family are now FOREIGN DIGNITARIES and you gotta make it thru the evening without being discovered as a RADICAL SPY

carrying a small water pistol and one of those fake-lipstick pens in your purse helps to get in the zone. the best part of being a spy is the nifty gadgets everyone knows that.

BONUS if you have to bring a friend of another gender with you to pretend to be your boyfriend. you are both PARTNER SPIES and one of you has to be the cranky but soft-hearted veteran and the other has to be the endearingly-assholeish rookie.

Seems like actually a great way to deal with dysphoria

Shout-out to all the spies who are faced with the world’s most difficult missions.

This is the best coping strategy I have ever seen.

Bringing this back for pride month.

Okay but also remember that spy work is tiring and exciting but very draining! You are a high profile agent working a stressful job, when you get back you need to take some down time and look after yourself, too!

jade-suture: littlestmoonbeam: pussy-lemonade: I choked, who...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 03:54:59 -0400

jade-suture:

littlestmoonbeam:

pussy-lemonade:

I choked, who is this man cause I love him.

The guitarist from Rage Against The Machine which has always been political so like??? Fake fans….

They are called.. rage against the machine…

dogtit: small brain: samus can talk perfectly finebig brain: samus communicates through sign...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 03:54:21 -0400

dogtit:

small brain: samus can talk perfectly fine
big brain: samus communicates through sign language
galactic brain: samus, much like a kenku, can only communicate by perfectly mimicking other people

Video

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 03:46:42 -0400

nadi-kon:what’s that one movie that has you like “that’s MY movie” ?

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 03:42:21 -0400

nadi-kon:

what’s that one movie that has you like “that’s MY movie” ?